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[gatescostmoney]

Overflow post for various tfln threads for Sasuke Sarutobi, Sengoku and suffering flavor.

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[gatescostmoney]

The corps made me share a cup with them to celebrate New Years.

[ Read as: YES ]

[wingedtiger]

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW SO LITTLE IS ABLE TO RENDER YOU "SMASHED"

[ He probably heard that phrase from Masamune. ]

[gatescostmoney]

[ If Sasuke knew why, he'd do everything he could to fix that. It's an embarrassing weakness for a ninja like him! ]

They would not let me expel it like I would a poison. And they are all fine.
Did I miss more of the usual ninja training? Is that why I'm paid little? Because I lack all the basic skills?

[wingedtiger]

I WOULD PAY YOU MORE IF WE HAD MORE MONEY!!!

IT IS NOT A BIG DEAL!!! YOU HAVE ALL THE SKILLS THAT MATTER!!!!

[gatescostmoney]

[ Sasuke wouldn't say no to drunk cuddles. ]

It's okay. It's the truth. I'm not the Great Sasuke Sarutobi after all. It's all a lie.
I'm just a half trained ninja-monkey from a dead village and a dead clan.
A stupid monkey who can't even keep his alcohol or his blanket.

[wingedtiger]

it is NOT the truth

tonight is for celebration. celebrating that we have lived to see the dawn of another new year! not for putting yourself down!! the only lies are the terrible things you say about yourself!

[gatescostmoney]

But I am a monkey who can't keep his alcohol or his blanket.
And people are dead. It's not Obon.

[wingedtiger]

sarutobi sasuke, you are a human being

[gatescostmoney]

... Oh, right. I'm supposed to be that now.

[wingedtiger]

you... forgot?

[gatescostmoney]

I'm still not very good at being human.

[ He's... learning and trying to figure out how to better put it into practice. ]

[wingedtiger]

you just need more practice! and you must break the habit of calling yourself a monkey.

[gatescostmoney]

I'll keep trying, but it's hard.
Especially when monkey is in my name. It's part of my identity....

[ It was very cruel of CAPCOM to give him a whole complex about monkeys considering his surname. ]

[wingedtiger]

you will not like this comparison, but i ask that you hear me out to the end.

lord masamune possesses only one eye, and that is a part of his identity. rather than downplay this fact out of shame, he made himself known as the one-eyed dragon, and that name commands both fear and respect all across the country.

there are some things about ourselves that we cannot change, but we do have the power to change what they mean to us, and even what they mean to others.

[gatescostmoney]

[ Surprisingly, Sasuke isn't bothered that Masamune was brought up. His mind goes in circles for another reason. He's reading and trying to see the wisdom in Yukimura's words... but he's also drunk. ]

I'm supposed to be both a monkey and not a monkey but also a monkey?
And also a human?
I don't get what I should do.

[wingedtiger]

um.................

THINK ABOUT IT AGAIN WHEN YOU ARE SOBER!! THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!!

[ Now Yukimura's confused too... ]

[gatescostmoney]

Saizo stole my blanket again!
He said the cold would sober me up, and I think he's lying!
Can I please stab him in the face now?

[wingedtiger]

GO TO SLEEP

[gatescostmoney]

[ Guess who just curled up at the base of a tree with the goal of doing just that because Danna told him to.

Three guesses, the first two don't count. ]

[wingedtiger]

[ Yukimura makes sure he has a blanket. ]

[gatescostmoney]

[ Good, he won't completely freeze. Just don't call on him first thing in the morning. He'll be slightly hungover and then mortified looking back on his Sengoku text messages. ]