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For Yukidanna

[gatescostmoney]

[[ Continued from here. ]]

Jinpachi likes to cause chaos, and if it involves fire or explosions, all the better.
You burn hot enough without lighting your head on fire.

[ Being okay this time does not mean the next time will be the same! ]

[akazonae]

[ but sasuke!! it's all good here. he fought the sun, remember? he can handle a little fire. it's his element after all. ]

Forgive me. It seemed like a good idea at the time and I did not wish to bother you when it was so late in the evening for something so trivial.

[ despite him really wanting to. despite him summoning sasuke numerous times in the past to keep him company all the previous nights before this one. ]

[gatescostmoney]

[ A fire and burn itself out by burning up all the fuel around it! ]

And it couldn't wait until morning?

[ Or is his company just that bad? ]

[akazonae]

This Yukimura was hoping to surprise you and see if you would notice the difference or not!!

[ it's okay to disown him, sasuke. no one would blame you. ]

[gatescostmoney]

[ He would notice Yukimura's singed hair, or worse, burns all over his scalp. Burns are not fun! Sasuke knows this intimately! ]

... I'm going on my rounds. I better not come back to your head on fire.

[ Again, why the hell did his traitorous heart (that isn't supposed to exist!) decided to fall in love with this idiot? ]

[akazonae]

[ FIRE. ELEMENT. IT'S HIS THING OKAY.

also while this may be facts with most others... if you haven't figured it out yet, this boy is a special breed. a special breed of dumb. ]

Ah! Does this mean you'll be visiting my room once you are done?

[ and also oblivious. this is very important because wow look at what he gleans from sasuke's nightly duties. ]

[gatescostmoney]

Do you want me to?

[ That's what he gets out of this?! He's a still a ninja, a kagemusha! ]

[akazonae]

[ his kagemusha. don't you forget it!!! ]

Only if you are comfortable with the idea.

For Tsuruhime

[gatescostmoney]

[[ Continued from here. ]]

A shadow doesn't have to be evil to be hurt by the light.
The pain behind my eyes is proof of that.

[belomancy]

Oh but the light is a wonderful thing, how could you be hurt by it?
Much like the beautiful sunrise like today.

[gatescostmoney]

I'm a shadow, and it hurts.
That's all that needs to be said.

[ Also he has a slight hangover. ]

[belomancy]

Surely it couldn't be because you're a shadow.
Is it your eyes?
You could try relieving with certain pressure points.

[ Too bad she has no idea hangovers feel like. ]

[gatescostmoney]

You could say my life is one big pressure point.

[belomancy]

Oh my, that doesn't sound too good.
Are you okay, Mr. Ninja?

[gatescostmoney]

[ Even before recent developments, no one could doubt that Sasuke lived a stressful life. ]

It comes with the job description and the employer.

[ And no one can deny that the Takeda Army isn't headed by two tigers that cause him a number of headaches. ]

For Tsuruhime

[gatescostmoney]

[[ Continued from here. ]]

Do I need to borrow a horse from the Sanada Cavalry to show you what one actually looks like?

[belomancy]

There is no need.

I'm very much confident in what I see is indeed what they are.

[gatescostmoney]

And I'm very much confident I was hit by a horse.

[gatescostmoney]

[[ Continued from here. ]]

Can't you make people lords by giving them land?
Did you give Mr. Tori land? Do you think he'd let me live there?

[wingedtiger]

WHY WOULD I GIVE A BIRD LAND WHEN THEY FLY

[gatescostmoney]

What if the land has a tree? Birds live in trees.

[ Sasuke, go to bed. You are drunk. ]

[wingedtiger]

SASUKE.......BY CHANCE............ ARE YOU INEBRIATED

[gatescostmoney]

The corps made me share a cup with them to celebrate New Years.

[ Read as: YES ]

[wingedtiger]

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW SO LITTLE IS ABLE TO RENDER YOU "SMASHED"

[ He probably heard that phrase from Masamune. ]

[gatescostmoney]

[ If Sasuke knew why, he'd do everything he could to fix that. It's an embarrassing weakness for a ninja like him! ]

They would not let me expel it like I would a poison. And they are all fine.
Did I miss more of the usual ninja training? Is that why I'm paid little? Because I lack all the basic skills?